Fathering Females

The Joy and Confusion of Dads and Daughters

When I was born, the doctor misspoke. "It's a bo... ," he told my parents, "a girl!" I work hard to avoid pondering what it is the guy thought he saw. My dad was surprised to feel a twinge of disappointment. "It only lasted a split second," he assures me. "And I probably wouldn't have felt it at all except for Dr. Slip."

I don't begrudge him his momentary grudge. As the mother of boys, I know that being a yin and begetting a yang can make a parent uneasy. My boys like to beat on things, jump off stuff, and generally behave in confounding ways. And when I shepherd my three-year-old to the bathroom at 2 a.m., I'm ill-skilled to help him aim. Or shake. You might as well ask me to repair a blown head gasket.

Thus do I feel a certain kinship to the fathers of daughters. Girls are complicated, and raising them is tricky — especially when your model for "father" is the fella who taught you to throw a long bomb and "take it like a man."

I know a guy who cursed when he found out his wife was pregnant with a girl. "I remember distinctly yelling '#%!' in the muffled cone of silence my car offered," he said. "At the time, it was just one more thing that I felt was not going my way. I would come to the realization years later that it's your child's personality you fall in love with, and it's irrelevant what that personality is attached to."

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