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July 2, 2009

Real-Life TV


Here's what I believe: You can tell a lot about someone by the reality show she watches. So I've created this handy viewers' guide — What Your Reality Show Says About You.

So You Think You Can Dance: You have a strong work ethic and believe Herculean — rather, Gene Kellean — effort should be rewarded. The time you felt most alive was shaking your groove thing to "Lady Marmalade" at your brother's wedding.

What Not to Wear: You're smart. You're savvy. And regardless of the situation, you usually know best. Which is why you love to watch experts come in and explain what the hell is wrong with everyone else.

The Biggest Loser: You've always been one to root for the underdog — and to cry when things get sappy. Go Helen! Sniff!

Top Chef, Top Design: You dream of a reality show that would test the top performers in your profession. Top School Administrator? Top Computer Programmer? Yeah, you'd show those lackeys what's what.

Deadliest Catch or Wipeout: You always — always — slow down to get a good look at the car wreck on the freeway.


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