Real-Life TV
America's Next Top Model: You freely admit it: You miss high school. Being a grown-up bites, and it's been far too long since you told someone she looked like a "walrus wearing chiffon" or quipped, "The bitch poured beer on my weave." Good times, good times.
Survivor or The Apprentice: You could solve the world's problems if only someone would bother to ask you. You are cool under pressure, have no patience for wimps, and could almost certainly make fire from what's rolling around on the floor of your car right now.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians or The Real Housewives of Anywhere: You're not rich; you're rich-curious. You spend weekends popping into Montecito open houses — with no intention or ability to buy — just to see how the beautiful people live.
Wife Swap or Supernanny: You do your best. But you're not perfect. And on days when you come up extra short, it helps to be reminded that there are worse spouses and parents out there. Way worse. Good god, you ROCK!
The Bachelor/Bachelorette: You're a hopeless romantic who is buoyed weekly by the certainty that if that collagen-stuffed skank with the back tattoo can land a lover, then surely anyone can.
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