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July 30, 2009

Is Waxing Waning?

Not Even a Recession Can Keep Women from Waxing


Times are lean. Money's tight. Something's gotta give. Surveys show women are cutting back on their beauty regimens to save dollars: painting their own nails, giving up facials, and stocking up, alas, on Clairol Root Touch-Up in Medium Golden Blonde.

"The economy," one of my girlfriends confessed, "is wreaking havoc on my nails and hair."

But not all hair.

I'm always amused at how women's pubic hair styles change with the times. In the '70s, the pages of Playboy were overgrown with va-jungles. Today the centerfolds look like nursing mothers up top and nine-year-old girls below. Skin, as they say, is in.

Gals of all ages seem to favor the Brazilian wax, which cannot be explained adequately without violating obscenity laws. But I'll try: The waxer removes every flipping follicle on the waxee's, um, undercarriage, up her backside, and anything (or everything) she wants taken off in front. Landing strip. Triangle. Cougar paw. Or need-a-muff naked.

Since fashion spins in cycles, one has to wonder: How soon before the pube pendulum swings back from bare to bushy? What will it take to end the trend toward hairless hoo-has?


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I can't wait to see the responses to this one!!! Apparently it's also gradually becoming popular with guys too. Maybe one day in the future no one will understand what the term short and curly is referring to any more? And adolescents will have to come up with a new threshhold to determine adulthood, pregnancy perhaps?

Lee Jenkinson

Wed Aug , 10:12:58


Paying to have a stranger inflict pain in the pelt area that one can take care of painlessly on one's own makes about as much sense to me as cutting open one's breasts to enlarge them. Hopefully we'll never live in an Orwellian world that requires these practices of women. Thank goodness for the freedom of choice.

Meredith Brace

Thu Aug , 07:51:51


Just think of all the pedophiles this has produced!

Chris Whitcraft

Thu Aug , 09:57:43


Thanks for the primer & peek into the outer-workings, sort to speak.

I hope Mr. Whitcraft had a bad joke day. Loved the story & comments... .

Edward

Sat Aug , 10:02:46


As a native Brazilian Esthetician I wax nearly 1,500 hairy creatures yearly. The Brazilian, as well as the "Boyziian" (men) is here to stay!
I have found that - if there is a waxing will, there is a way. Among all the trades I've been offered as payment, salmon steaks are by far my favorite

Thanks for the positive words!
Reny
www.waxconfessions.com

Reny Ryan

Tue Aug 11, 2009


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