Don’t mind her manners: Starshine learns that a trip around the cotillion ballroom is a lesson in balancing party punch and guarding your backside. Your fancy prancy backside.
Starshine Roshell
Writer & Columnist | Santa Barbara, CA
Don’t mind her manners: Starshine learns that a trip around the cotillion ballroom is a lesson in balancing party punch and guarding your backside. Your fancy prancy backside.
Talk about gilding the lily. Starshine explores why the fastest growing trend in plastic surgery is a cut, er, below.
Hyphenates are for sissies. As California men demand the right to adopt their wives’ last names, Starshine confesses her surname is completely made up.
Fibbing in Frontierland? Starshine encounters deceit, perjury and a whole lot of hooey at The Magic Kingdom.
On the same day scientists announced the mysterious disappearance of the nation’s honeybees, Starshine Roshell actually found the little buggers. They were in her garage.