Starshine’s caught speeding and, to her own shock, doesn’t try to wriggle out of it.
Starshine Roshell
Writer & Columnist | Santa Barbara, CA
Starshine’s caught speeding and, to her own shock, doesn’t try to wriggle out of it.
Cyber colleague Starshine explains why working at home is about as satisfying as eating a virtual donut.
Starshine submits to a cafeteria lunch at a local elementary school and lives to tell the tale.
She laughed, she cried, she cursed. Starshine reports on Citizen McCaw from where she sat.
Starshine skipped college, avoided kids and shacked up with a woman, but — thank you, Milton Bradley! — she still wound up a millionaire.
Starshine lays out options for coping with the calamitous-couple conundrum.
Don’t flirt with hunky dads, and other playground rules by Starshine.
Starshine scrawls a love note to the guy she used to shower with.
Kick the can: Starshine is happy to leave her youngest in diapers forever.
Starshine — also known as the ignorant, insulting, poor-mannered whiner who clearly hates her family — shares some of her favorite hate mail.