Remember when Pop Rocks were lethal? Starshine hates how science takes all the fun out of ignorance.
Starshine Roshell
Writer & Columnist | Santa Barbara, CA
Remember when Pop Rocks were lethal? Starshine hates how science takes all the fun out of ignorance.
I smell a sucker. Starshine takes a good, long whiff of Britney Spears and David Beckham.
From belches and butt-heads to limits and let-downs — how Starshine was stripped of her coveted Cool Mom title.
Starshine undresses the odd phenomenon of showing up in the same outfit as another woman, and being thus inspired to call her rude names.
Health care? Tax cuts? Ha! Starshine explains why chocolate is the obvious and abundant answer to society’s ills.
After a celebrated and centuries-old career in the dental detritus trade, the Tooth Fairy, sadly, is dead. Because Starshine killed her.
A close encounter with a pick-up truck reminds Starshine that control is nothing more than a lame Janet Jackson song.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO solemnly swear. Starshine describes what it’s like to be a witness in a court of law.
The filthy truth: Starshine comes clean about housekeeper guilt.
Is CBS’ controversial Kid Nation really the devil’s work, or are parents just kidding themselves? Only Starshine knows for sure …