Wiggle me this: Why does kids’ music have to suck so badly?
Starshine Roshell
Writer & Columnist | Santa Barbara, CA
Charting the puzzles and peeves of kid-herding — from Huggies to homework, Pilates to pinatas.
Published bi-weekly, twice a month
Wiggle me this: Why does kids’ music have to suck so badly?
Starshine finds out why all kids — even the sucky ones — get trophies these days.
The two words that most set my family moaning are these: class project.
PTA meetings aren’t boring when a gunman’s on the loose.
There are good reasons why kids shouldn’t play tackle football. Starshine offers five: Smack. Crack. Thud. Grunt. Oof.
Beanie Babies? Ha. Wii? Puh-lease. Starshine reveals the best toys EVER.
China’s formula fiasco feeds Starshine’s (gulp) guilt about not breast-feeding.
Life doesn’t live in the things that we have. It takes place in the things that we do.
Remember when you didn’t have to hire an elephant to fete a birthday?
It’s impossible to feel lonely, Starshine discovers, when you’re high on acetone.